Miss Expatria - Offshore Banking

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Offshore Banking

Apr. 28th, 2008 at 4:53 PM

Ramblings, to be sure, but amusing nonetheless.

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supermatt41 wrote:

Apr. 28th, 2008 03:57 pm (UTC)

That's a fantastic idea! I want a fake office with fake staff and a bank account in a country I've never been to with $100 in it. Maybe if I get something like that, Matt Damon will show up and teach me how to beat up someone with a magazine.

And I'm with you. I would totally wave my offshore bank card around, all "This thing? Just a little account I set up overseas."

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missexpatria wrote:

May. 5th, 2008 10:53 am (UTC)

right? and then change the subject.

i fear what our lives would be like if we lived near each other. someobody'd be getting us out on bail.

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supermatt41 wrote:

May. 5th, 2008 02:46 pm (UTC)

We just need someone on the outside with a high enough credit limit on their card. Plus, we need a friend who totally looks guilty all the time no matter who's to blame. We need a PATSY!

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missexpatria wrote:

May. 5th, 2008 02:47 pm (UTC)

hahahahah! of course, i think patsy and i automatically think eddie. extra points if you know what i mean!

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supermatt41 wrote:

May. 5th, 2008 02:51 pm (UTC)

Sweetie darling! Of course I know Patsy! Patsy Stone!

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missexpatria wrote:

May. 5th, 2008 02:53 pm (UTC)

AWESOME. i've gotten marco hooked on it, and now he always says, I'M PPPPPPPPOOR like eddie does. it kills me.

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supermatt41 wrote:

May. 5th, 2008 02:57 pm (UTC)

Ab Fab just can't be beat. I've watched every episode many times and I laugh like I've never seen it before.

I use the line "My car is >this big<. Miniscule." from that same episode all the time.

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missexpatria wrote:

May. 5th, 2008 02:59 pm (UTC)

i've gone into supermarkets and waved my list around like eddie does. marco falls over laughing whenever i do it.

but no one ever comes to my aid.

lol!

also, i always say to him, all my friends are gay. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE GAY. that's his favorite line.

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