Well, let me just be the first to say that I am very impressed by your grammar, kitty. If we were to believe that horrid website LOLCats I'd expect to see all kinds of misspelled words and ramblings about cheezburgers.
Oh, and my suggestion, re: The tossing Boy Feeder? Just rub up against him constantly until he relents. Always worked for me.
Tell him that the Big-Chested Nymph from New York said that sticks of fire are very bad for him and that nothing beats an affectionate pussy. (And I should know!)
I try to be nice around anyone who can suck fire into their lungs!
He clearly has magic powers.
But, he sucks at other things. He can't catch anything. Whenever a fly comes in the house I have to deal with it, because he'll just let it fly around!
I love kitties! I went to Rome for the first time a few weeks ago and I enjoyed the cat sanctuary at Largo di Torre Argentina SO MUCH that we had to visit twice. We had to go back for the tour around the ruins.
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squirt's pisssssssssed, dude.
KITTY WARS!
And can you believe her fur?
She's clearly very high maintainence!
(And who could blame ya?)
And Feed Dude tosses and turns at night which makes it hard to cuddle with him!
It's awful!
Oh, and my suggestion, re: The tossing Boy Feeder? Just rub up against him constantly until he relents. Always worked for me.
Instead he got up and had one of his bad smelling sticks of fire!
He clearly has magic powers.
But, he sucks at other things. He can't catch anything. Whenever a fly comes in the house I have to deal with it, because he'll just let it fly around!
What am I going to do with him?
But, he's decided not to drink at home when he's alone - the wimp - so now he just gives me food and water!
I miss my Stoli!
This is all your fault!
And I can whack a ping pong ball with the best of them!
But I bet I'm superior at killing flies!